oh my god
is trying to bury
in the dog’s fur
and the dog is just like
but i’m not designed for that
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
I wish people would stop reminding me that I’m fat…
I don’t think of myself as fat until someone is kind enough to “remind” me that I’m fat.
Why do people have to do that??? Like seriously…
Why can’t I transfer my neopoints into real cash?
here is a cute janitor pug who likes to clean blogs
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
When Peter Faulk made the world his grandchild.
"Yes, you’re very smart, shutup."